Cast

• Jack Nicholson — President Dale / Art Land
• Glenn Close — Marsha Dale
• Annette Bening — Barbara Land
• Pierce Brosnan — Donald Kessler
• Danny DeVito — Rude Gambler
• Martin Short — Jerry Ross
• Sarah Jessica Parker — Nathalie Lake
• Michael J. Fox — Jason Stone
• Rod Steiger — General Decker
• Tom Jones — Tom Jones
• Lukas Haas — Richie Norris
• Natalie Portman — Taffy Dale
• Jim Brown — Byron Williams
• Lisa Marie — Martian Girl
• Sylvia Sidney — Grandma Norris
• Paul Winfield — General Casey
• Pam Grier — Louise Williams
• Jack Black — Billy Glenn Norris
• Janice Rivera — Cindy
• Ray J — Cedric
• Brandon Hammond — Neville
• Joe Don Baker — Glenn Norris
• O-Lan Jones — Sue Ann Norris
• Christina Applegate — Sharona
• Brian Haley — Mitch
• Jerzy Skolimowski — Dr. Zeigler
• Timi Prulhiere — Tour Guide
• Barbet Schroeder — French President
• Chi Hoang Cai — Mr. Lee
• Tommy Bush — Hillbilly
• Joseph Maher — Decorator
• Gloria M. Malgarini — Nun #1
• Betty Bunch — Nun #2
• Gloria Hoffmann — Nun #3
• Willie Garson — Corporate Guy
• John Roselius — GNN Boss
• Michael Reilly Burke — GNN Reporter #1
• Valerie Wildman — GNN Reporter #2
• Richard Irving — GNN Reporter #3
• Jonathan Emerson — Newscaster
• Tamara 'Gingir' Curry — Hooker #1
• Rebecca Broussard — Hooker #2
• Vinny Argiro — Casino Manager
• Steve Valentine — TV Director
• Coco Leigh — Female Journalist
• Jeffrey King — NASA Tech
• Enrique Castillo — Hispanic Colonel
• Don LaMoth — Colonel #2
• C. Wayne Owens — Stranger #1
• Joseph Moynihan — Stranger #2
• Roger Peterson — Colonel
• John Finnegan — Speaker of the House
• Ed Lambert — Morose Old Guy
• John Gray — Incredibly Old Guy
• Gregg Daniel — Lab Technician
• J. Kenneth Campbell — Doctor #1
• Jeanne Mori — Doctor #2
• Rance Howard — Texan Investor
• Richard Assad — Saudi Investor
• Velletta Carlson — Elderly Woman Playing Slots
• Kevin Mangan — Trailer Lover
• Rebeca Silva — Hispanic Woman
• Josh Philip Weinstein — Hippie
• Julian Barnes — White House Waiter
• Ken Thomas — White House Photographer
• Darelle Porter Holden — Tom Jones Backup Singer
• Christi Black — Tom Jones Backup Singer
• Sharon Hendrix — Tom Jones Backup Singer
• Frank Welker — Various Martians (voice)
• Heidi Miller — Extra (uncredited)
• JoAnn Bush — Cleopatra Cocktail Waitress (uncredited)

Crew

• Joey Box — stunts
• Darrin Prescott — stunts
• Corey Michael Eubanks — stunts
• Patricia M. Peters — stunts
• Jimmy Ortega — stunts
• Dana Dru Evenson — stunts
• Charlie Picerni — stunts
• Guy Williams — digital effects supervisor
• George Fisher — stunts
• Erik Stabenau — stunts
• Thomas Rosales Jr. — stunts
• Adam Lee Freeman — driver
• Dick Hancock — stunts
• Daniel W. Barringer — stunts
• 張佐治 — stunts

Camera

• Michael J. Coo — key grip
• Peter Suschitzky — director of photography
• Alan R. Disler — first assistant camera
• Suzanne Trucks — second assistant camera
• Bruce W. Talamon — still photographer
• Clyde E. Bryan — first assistant camera
• David Garden — second assistant camera
• Michael Cassidy — second assistant camera
• Ray De La Motte — camera operator

Production

• Larry Franco — producer
• Tim Burton — producer
• Laurie Parker — producer
• Matthew Barry — casting
• Jeanne McCarthy — casting
• Victoria Thomas — casting
• Paul Deason — associate producer
• Paul Deason — unit production manager
• Mark S. Miller — associate producer

Directing

• Tim Burton — director
• David Kelley — second assistant director
• Catherine Bond — second second assistant director
• Thomas J. Mack — first assistant director
• C.C. Barnes — second second assistant director
• Paul F. Bernard — second second assistant director
• Janna Stern — script supervisor

Writing

• Jonathan Gems — screenplay

Sound

• Danny Elfman — original music composer
• Steve Boeddeker — assistant sound designer
• Richard Hymns — supervising sound editor
• Michael Silvers — supervising adr editor
• Sandina Bailo-Lape — foley editor
• Randy Thom — sound designer
• Randy Thom — sound re-recording mixer
• Shawn Murphy — sound re-recording mixer
• Dennis Maitland — production sound mixer
• Frank E. Eulner — sound effects editor
• Ewa Sztompke — dialogue editor
• Ken Fischer — sound effects editor
• Gary Summers — sound re-recording mixer
• Sara Bolder — dialogue editor

Editing

• Chris Lebenzon — editor
• Steve Bloom — assistant editor

Art

• Wynn Thomas — production design
• John Dexter — art direction
• James Hegedus — supervising art director
• Nancy Haigh — set decoration
• Jerry Moss — property master
• Colin Batty — sculptor

Costume & make-up

• Barbara Lacy — makeup artist
• Colleen Atwood — costume design
• Robin L. Neal — makeup artist
• Norma Lee — hairstylist
• Gary Archer — prosthetics
• Candace Neal — key hair stylist
• Ve Neill — makeup artist
• Alan Tuskes — special effects makeup artist
• Joy Zapata — hairstylist
• Valli O'Reilly — key makeup artist
• Julie Hewett — makeup artist

Lighting

• Ian Kincaid — chief lighting technician

Visual effects

• Roger Huynh — vfx artist
• Kyle Balda — animation